1. Wake up late.
2. Decide to take the day for your own self fulfillment. I mean, you're more than just a working drone, right?
3. Drink crappy coffee and maybe start cooking eggs, only to realize you don't have eggs, then settle for Lucky Charms.
4. Decide to go read a good book. Start with something really difficult like War and Peace or The Brothers Karamazov. Dedicate that day to reading the whole thing.
5. Realize you can only really read if you go to a coffee shop. Don't forget to bring your computer in case you need to do extra research.
6. Think about biking; then realize your bike is sorta crappy, so you can't bike till you get a new one. Drive instead
7. Make sure to buy a really fancy drink, like a Macchiato or a Cappuccino. Then when you see how small the mug is, order a Frappuccino on the side. You've got a long day of self actualization ahead of you-treat yourself.
8. Sit down in a comfy spot. Open your book and then set it on the table next to you. Open your laptop; there is no need to rush things.
9. Get on Facebook. Only to see if there's been anything important happening in your friends lives, of course.
10. Click on a link to an unbelievable video.
11-23. Read UpWorthy for the next five hours.*
24. Go home and think really hard about making a healthy dinner. Settle for frozen pizza instead.
25. Kick on the TV and reflect on how productive your day felt, regardless of what actually happened. Praise yourself for your ingenuity as a human.
*this step is essential to your inspiration. I mean, how else would you restore your faith in humanity, which is only dwindling because you realize how lazy you actually are. However, it is so much nicer to say you are "Losing your faith in humanity" and not "I am disheartened that I have been a lazy ass".**
**It really is. Ask any middle-class American mother; ass is not a nice word
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