Sufjan Stevens to tour with only a Vuvzela, 70 year-old stripper in a bear suit.

2015 is an exciting time for Sufjan Stevens fans, with an already critically acclaimed album having dropped just yesterday and a full U.S. tour. But Sufjan fans will be getting a concert experience unlike any other (which is saying quite a lot, as previous tours have involved angel wings and copious amounts of multicolored duct-tape). In an exclusive QLS interview, Stevens stated that he would, "...be touring with only a vuvuzela," and that he would be "...accompanied by a 70 year old stripper in a bear costume."

(For those who don't know what a vuvuzela is, click the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpXN8BvGp_o)

"I'm really reaching deep here," Stevens continued. "The vuvuzela has such depth and versatility, and I think the Carrie and Lowell tour is a perfect place to expand into the territory." When we asked what his 70 year old accompanist would be doing, he only responded with a low humming and later "What is anyone doing with all these wasps hanging around?" A representative from Athsmatic Kitty Records later clarified that while bear skin would not be shown, clothes may or may not be stripped off of the bear-skin.

A woman stuck in a bathroom for 3 years, saved by Google Maps! MUST READ!

A woman, trapped in her bathroom for three years, was saved by a keen user of Google maps.

Madeline Quads was surfing the net, looking at random roofs of houses in the midwest, when she noticed something suspicious. "I was just perusing when I noticed what looked like a head sticking out of a window. I zoomed in closer, and sure enough, there she was."

Apparently a Mrs. Puerto was locked in the bathroom for three years. "I was doing just fine, thank you" she told reporters. "I was free from having to cook for my deadbeat husband and looser son all the time. Go srew yourself, google user, you (expletive)!" At this, she flipped the reporters off and ran inside. 

An examination of the house revealed it to be in shambles, with rotting food everywhere and completely un-vaccumed carpets. However, the bathroom where Mrs. Puerto was locked in was spotless, and stocked with over 20 years worth of food. It was last reported that she was attempting to set up a bunker in the basement. Good work, Google users. We are really making a difference in this world!

UPDATE! More crazy facts about stars you didn't know!

Earlier this month, we here at QLS posted an article full of fascinating facts about your favorite stars-We wanted to update you with just a few more facts we found fascinating!

1. Joaquin Phoenix never poops, due to the fact that he smashes every toilet he sees out of anger.

2. Andy Samberg suffers from what is called "Were-poop", meaning his poop can only manifest itself during a full moon.

3. Eminem, in an interview with GQ, said that his songs "Lose Yourself" and "Not Afraid" were based off of times he spent pooping.

4. Seth Rogen poops... but I guess that's not a surprise. I mean, this guy really doesn't have much shame. So... We're not shocked.

5. Chris Hemsworth poops.

Also, his poop literally has muscles.

6. Robert Pattinson's poop sparkles.

7 things men need to do to make women happy! MUST READ!

1. Be manly and strong.

2. But not too strong. Be sensitive too.

3. Don't be clingy.

4. But don't not spend all your time with her. 

5. Be nice. Girls like you being nice.

6. But don't be really nice, cause that get's boring. Make sure to be sorta a bad boy, like the kinda guy who smokes, rides a harley and has tattoos, but don't do those things, 'cause they're gross. 

7. Actually, just be Ryan Gosling from The Notebook. Because their relationship was freakin' perfect in every way. And he's so damn good looking! Why can't you look like him? Come on, is perfection too much to ask? Gosh.

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This girl crashed her dad's car on purpose, but I'm on her side...

Crashing your dad's car is not an action anyone should take pride in. However, the exception to this is 17 year old Ashley Blake, who's actions, rather than being careless, were a heroic stand for her rights.

It all started December 14, 2014, when Ashley's millionaire dad told her she, "...Could not drop out of high school to go live with those damn hippies!" Upon hearing that her God-given rights to go live with her drug addicted hippie friends in the woods were being encroached upon, she promptly took the keys to her dad's 2014 Lexus, called up her boyfriend, and after driving donuts in the parking lot for about half an hour, crashed it into a light pole. "This is just a warning," Says Ashley, sipping a caramel Frappuccino while a medical team checks her for any injuries. "I could have gone for the Rolly Roice, or whatever it's called. Like, if my daddy tries to tell my how to live my life again, he's gonna get it."

Last we heard, Ashley was currently being held against her will in her own home, under the pretense of "being grounded." Keep standing for your rights Ashley!

Take that Quiz! Which Gravity Character are you? *SPOILERS*

Out of the massive cast of the Oscar® nominated film, which character would float your tin can? Take this quiz to see who you'd be!

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