A woman, trapped in her bathroom for three years, was saved by a keen user of Google maps.
Madeline Quads was surfing the net, looking at random roofs of houses in the midwest, when she noticed something suspicious. "I was just perusing when I noticed what looked like a head sticking out of a window. I zoomed in closer, and sure enough, there she was."
Apparently a Mrs. Puerto was locked in the bathroom for three years. "I was doing just fine, thank you" she told reporters. "I was free from having to cook for my deadbeat husband and looser son all the time. Go srew yourself, google user, you (expletive)!" At this, she flipped the reporters off and ran inside.
An examination of the house revealed it to be in shambles, with rotting food everywhere and completely un-vaccumed carpets. However, the bathroom where Mrs. Puerto was locked in was spotless, and stocked with over 20 years worth of food. It was last reported that she was attempting to set up a bunker in the basement. Good work, Google users. We are really making a difference in this world!
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