Crashing your dad's car is not an action anyone should take pride in. However, the exception to this is 17 year old Ashley Blake, who's actions, rather than being careless, were a heroic stand for her rights.
It all started December 14, 2014, when Ashley's millionaire dad told her she, "...Could not drop out of high school to go live with those damn hippies!" Upon hearing that her God-given rights to go live with her drug addicted hippie friends in the woods were being encroached upon, she promptly took the keys to her dad's 2014 Lexus, called up her boyfriend, and after driving donuts in the parking lot for about half an hour, crashed it into a light pole. "This is just a warning," Says Ashley, sipping a caramel Frappuccino while a medical team checks her for any injuries. "I could have gone for the Rolly Roice, or whatever it's called. Like, if my daddy tries to tell my how to live my life again, he's gonna get it."
Last we heard, Ashley was currently being held against her will in her own home, under the pretense of "being grounded." Keep standing for your rights Ashley!
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